You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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