I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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