All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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