just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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