didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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