I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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