i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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