Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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