IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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