its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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