i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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