Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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