she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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