found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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