making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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