life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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