I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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