Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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