I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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