I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize