Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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