Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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