He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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