well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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