if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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