imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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