I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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