I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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