Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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