That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the condom got lost in my hair
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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