fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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