yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
do nipples grow back?
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