if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How does it feel to date your dad?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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