Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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