I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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