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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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