Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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