just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
either way he was missing a nipple.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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