I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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