I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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