i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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