i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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