dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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