Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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