Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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