do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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