I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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