my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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