we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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