Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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